Apparently, on the eve of International Women's Day, Kurban Omarov published instructions for all women on the rules of conduct on the first date. He designed it in the style of "bad advice and urged to" do the opposite. " The spelling and punctuation of the author are preserved.
First, the girl must be late:
“Be at least half an hour late. A real woman should be a puzzle. Let him know that someone like you still needs to be solved."
Secondly, immediately declare the seriousness of your intentions:
“Show with all your appearance that you are only set for a serious relationship, and the format of entertainment for one evening does not suit you. Only registry office, only hardcore."
Thirdly, arrange an interrogation of a man and immediately state his detailed biography:
“Arrange for him an interrogation with prejudice or, on the contrary, tell about yourself everything that you remember. And about great-grandfathers too. The more you learn about each other, the stronger your relationship will be. After all, you came in search of your future husband, and not just have fun."
And fourthly, be sure to check if she has any rivals:
“Immediately try to climb on his phone, so that later there will be no surprises. Squint your eyes and ask confidently, are there any more women?"
Omarov summed up that you need to do exactly the opposite and "you will be happy."
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